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YXX Airshow Report by Ranger Bill

During a recent YXX Airshow….Rangers were on hand with the recovery of the B52’s arrival into YXX. The task was to assist the aircrew with the removal of the deployed CHUTE and the installation of a replacement CHUTE into the rear tail cone of the B52. After the installation of the 280 lb replacement CHUTE into the compartment, one keen RANGER decided to also drop into the compartment one of his 5 day old PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. The objective, of course, is to ensure that upon the B52’s next deployment of its CHUTE, the RANGERS SHORTS will also deploy and indicate to the 1000’s in attendance that “ RANGERS SHOULD NOT BE DISREGARDED EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T ATTEND TO UNDERWEAR LAUNDRY FREQUENTLY!

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YXX Airshow Report by Ranger Bill

Ranger 02:
You would be impressed with the modernization of services available at Hangar 13- Abbotsford Airshow.
After an evening of frolicking, there is now a service available to provide a ride back to your hotel that most of us call the ( PISS WAGON). Rangers do get a discount as long as you are able to FART to indicate your solemn adherence to Rangers' Rules. If the vehicle provided happens to be a BMW ( owned by a visiting SISSY PILOT), you are allowed to puke into his glove box. There may be other happenings to report.
Ranger Bill ( The coveralls still fit!)

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