Ranger Rules

Although Rangers are seldom gentlemen there are times when swearing maybe inappropriate (not many) so the use of the Ranger Motto may be used as a substitute. Any Ranger who hears it will understand and know he is a Ranger. There are not many rules, because they change all the time, but here are few standard rules that Rangers follow.

• Rangers never cry (unless he spills his drink or has to buy a round)  
   
• Rangers never show signs of weakness (unless there is a threat to his well being, then he is free to run away)  
   
• Rangers must never be offended by nudity (unless it's their own)  
   
• Rangers must never be offended by vomit (theirs only)  
   
• Rangers do not cuddle (that's bullshit and for sissy's)  
   
• Rangers do not ask for permission (they just do it)  
   
• Rangers must be able to sleep outdoors (even in the snow) (as they may not be able to get up anyway)  
   
• Rangers do not drink coolers or other sissy drinks.  
   
• Rangers do not listen to sissy's Englebert Humperdink, and Barry Manilow, or any rap shit  
   
• Rangers don't like any sissy's  
   
• Rangers don't have pony tails (only Rangerettes)  
   
• Rangers don't take all this Ranger stuff seriously  
   
• Rangers only drink on days ending with "Y"   
   
• Rangers make their own rules  
   

There will be more to follow (or not)

By Order

Director of Membership and Compliance - Ranger02

Attention

Thursday afternoon floggings will continue until morale improves.